Truffles!

Truffle Weekend Truffles.

The very name makes me salivate!

To me truffles are the epitome of chocolate gratification.

My sister surprised us at a recent after Christmas family get- together with more truffles than I’ve seen in a lifetime!

They had a wonderful time at the clearance table at Sam’s Club picking out a large selection of various truffles at a greatly reduced price!

These amazing delicacies were the stars of the weekend.

I am almost ashamed to admit that we ate them morning, noon and night. We had a truffle with breakfast, again at 10:00, and then one just before lunch. Of course we needed some for dessert and on through the afternoon ending our day with a  truffle just before bed.

We began the weekend carefully checking the packages to make intelligent choices, but soon we were snarfing them down regardless. (But by then all the caramel ones were eaten anyway!)

At the end of the weekend we were all “truffle-a-tized”.

We divided the large amount of remaining truffles between us and headed home to face the reality of the bathroom scale.

I will confess that there are still truffles in my pantry luring me with their smooth decadent goodness. But there will not be a repeat of that wonderful weekend, at least not for awhile!;)

But it will remain in our memories as a chocolate highlight of the year!

A Real Preacher Dumper

Rocking ChairAs we’ve been working on my dream house for the last ten years, I’ve been slowly picking things up at garage sales and auctions to use in it.

One of my favorite things to buy are wooden rockers. I love everything about old rockers- how they look, the feel of the wood smoothed by years of use, the memories each rocker holds.

Someday I would love to rescue old rockers, fix them up and sell them to other rocking chair enthusiasts- I’d call my business “Off My Rocker”!

But I digress…

A few summers ago I picked up a beautiful oak rocker at a garage sale, really cheap. We somehow got it in the mini van and brought it home, where it sat in the pole barn waiting for the new house.

A few weeks ago I dug it out, polished it up, felted the rockers and sat it in my sun room. It was beautiful!

Until some one sat down in it- whoops- it flew them backwards-  almost tipping them over!

I had brought home a preacher dumper.

Now you’re probably asking “What in the world is a preacher dumper?” (Unless your my mom – who is laughing at this point!)

Years ago my grandpa and grandpa had a rocking chair that tended to tip over if you leaned too far back. We all knew its tendency and sat in it with caution.

One evening their pastor came over on a friendly pastoral call. I’m sure he enjoyed a cup of tea and one of grandma’s oatmeal raisin cookies before settling  down in what we all knew was the tipsy  rocker.

He was a slightly rotund man who liked to talk. He sat down in that chair, took a deep breath and leaned way back -  fixing to wax eloquent when- whoops- he was dumped unceremoniously on the floor!

I never did find out what happened after that because every time my grandpa started to tell the story he would get to laughing. Even Grandma, who was quite embarrassed about the incident, would chuckle.

And so, in my family, all rocking chairs that tip over when you lean too far back are henceforth and forever called “preacher dumpers”!

So now is anybody interested in a beautiful oak rocker? I’ll sell it cheap…it’s a great way to get rid of pesky callers!

Of Snow Fall and Christmas Candy

The snow is falling outside. Big fluffy flakes that fill the air and quickly cover the ground.

It makes me want to turn on Christmas music, drink hot chocolate with whipped cream, but mostly, it makes me hungry for Christmas candy.

Not the store bought stuff- I’m talking about the old-fashioned homemade kind, rich buttery penuche, fluffy white divinity and gooey chocolate fudge.

This craving for sweet stuff was ingrained in me at an early age. Every year in December, usually on a Sunday afternoon, when it started to snow like this, my dad would announce, “It’s time to make candy!”

Then there was a flurry to find the recipes, the right pans and that elusive candy thermometer.

Once he had his equipment and ingredients in place, Dad would begin the great candy making afternoon.

Snow would be falling outside, Eddie Arnold would be singing Christmas music, wonderful smells coming from the kitchen, and best of all, pans to lick!

It was a memory for all the senses to enjoy!

Now if you’ll excuse me… I think I need to dig out some recipes…

Chocolate Black Out Cake: Making Memories and a Mess!

Chocolate Blackout Cake
My parents are visiting for a few days, so I invited my mom, a true chocoholic, to be a guest blogger for me today! Enjoy!

My husband & I are “food show junkies”! One of our favorite shows is America’s Test Kitchen. We don’t keep or make all the recipes, but do like to see the variations and the science behind why certain ingredients are used for various results.

We were watching recently when the name, Chocolate Blackout Cake grabbed my attention! It was a signal to grab a pencil & paper and start writing the recipe in my own shorthand.

Then, I decided to bring the recipe with me and experiment with the grandkids.

This is a 3 layer dense cake with a pudding frosting and crumbled cake for a textured topping. It is a complicated cake, but delicious!

Chocolate Blackout Cake

Mix together in a sauce pan 1 1/4 cup granulated sugar, 1/4 cup cornstarch & 1/4 teaspoon salt.

Add 2 cups Half & Half & 1 cup milk (we substituted undiluted condensed milk for both of these ingredients).

Stir in 6 oz grated unsweetened chocolate (next time we will use a chocolate with more fat, which will make the pudding thicker when it cools). Cook this mixture until the chocolate melts and the edges bubble. Stir it constantly!

Add 2 teaspoons vanilla. Pour into a bowl & cover the top of the pudding with wax paper to prevent a “skin”. Refrigerate for 2 hours. This will be both the filling and the frosting!

For the cake: Whisk together in a bowl & set aside: 1 1/2 cup flour, 2 teaspoon baking powder, 1/2 teaspoon soda, & 1/2 teaspoon salt.

To “bloom” the flavor of the cocoa melt 8 Tablespoons butter in a saucepan that is large enough to mix the cake batter. Add 3/4 cup cocoa and cook 1 minute, stirring constantly!

Remove from heat. Stir in 1 cup coffee, (Coffee makes chocolate flavor richer), 1 cup milk, 1 cup granulated sugar, and 1 cup brown sugar.

Whisk in 2 eggs & 1 teaspoon vanilla.

Whisk in the dry ingredients.

Divide dough between two 8 ” round cake pans that have been greased & floured. Bake 350 degrees until toothpick comes out clean.

Cool for 15 minutes. Remove cakes to a rack to cool.

To assemble the cake: Split each layer in half starting on an edge and slicing around and towards the center until you are all the way through. This gives you 4 layers.

Pick out the best 3 and crumble the 4th into a bowl. Spread l cup of the pudding/frosting/filling between each layer and on the top & sides. Spread the crumbled 4th layer over the top & sides.

Be sure to refrigerate!

We decided to experiment a little and put ours into one 15 1/2 X 10 inch jelly roll pan. After it was baked we let it cool in the pan (mainly because we had other projects to deal with and forgot it for a little while!)

Then we cut the rectangle into fourths and crumbled one of the fourths for the topping. We layered the other 3 with the pudding/frosting/filling.

It sounds good on paper, but our cake did not bake evenly so the layers were different heights and our pudding did not get thick enough (maybe because of the lower fat content of the chocolate?)

Anyway, our layers started to slip & slide! Instead of a Black Out cake, we had a Mud Slide cake!

No problem, we got out some plastic drinking straws and poked them down through the layers in strategic locations along the cake and cut them off even with the top of the cake. Then with a lot of laughter and licking we proceeded with the frosting and the crumbs.

It held together just long enough for a quick photo, then we quickly started slicing and eating before the mudslide hit the countertop!

It might have been interesting to look at, and hard to contain, but it was very delicious! Finger-licking good! And so rich that it gave us a “chocolate high”!

We made both memories and calories together and that’s one of my favorite ways to spend quality time with my grandkids!

Until next time,
The Chocolate Lady’s Mama

Christmas in September?!

I have a unique family. A large, loving, fun, creative and very unique family.

A few years my mom realized that with the size of the family and the distance we have to travel, having Christmas in the winter was no longer feasible. We just didn’t fit in the house and often the weather kept some of us from attending.

So my parents decreed that we would have Christmas when everyone could travel and when it was warm enough so that we could spill out into the yard in tents.

So we now have Christmas over Labor Day weekend.

People look at you oddly when you tell them. But one gets used to odd looks when you’re a member of my family. We enjoy each other and like to keep our livers healthy by laughing.

Every year we act out the Christmas story on the lawn complete with animal costumes and a camp fire where the shepherds can hang out.

We exchange Christmas presents in the shade of the oak trees while swatting mosquitoes and nursing sunburns we acquired while tubing down the West Fork River with the kiddos.

And we eat! Everyone brings a meal and desserts to make it easy to feed this multitude. We have lots of chocolate and lots of fresh salsa! (Interesting combination?! Hey, I said we were unique!)

And the laughter! Meal times stretch out as we sit around swapping stories and sharing laughter.

(Did I tell you we eat in the garage? My parents set up a buffet line out of planks and saw horses to serve from and picnic tables to eat on. We are in the shade and away from the bugs!)

As you can tell, I can’t wait for our Christmas in September celebration to get started! I’ve learned long ago, it’s the people you want to share it with that makes Christmas, not the time of year.

Merry Christmas, everybody!